Sorry I am fashionable late, as usual, but with so many parties happening today I just couldn't make them all.
I was so bummed about not being able to make it to my friend's party where she was debuting her new place...did I say I was really bummed, but I had to attend a family function before even being able to think of getting ready for Deb's party. And, here I am running around like a chicken with my head cut off. I can't find my party dress, my date is waiting, and where are my party shoes. Oh well, it looks like I'm just going to have to show up as is?
I had my sister-in-law hold up the first dress. Secretly, I knew if it fit her, thin as rail as she is, I knew it wouldn't fit me. So I acted like it would look better on her. So, she's going to wear it instead:
I had my sister-in-law hold up the first dress. Secretly, I knew if it fit her, thin as rail as she is, I knew it wouldn't fit me. So I acted like it would look better on her. So, she's going to wear it instead:
Then I looked through my closet, what about a hat or mink stole. It might be a little chilly tonight. Wait a minute, I'm in Texas, it's still going to be hot at this hour. Never mind:
Oh gosh, should I even bother wearing undergarments, no one will know...or will they:
I have got to hurry up and make up my mind or I'm never going to make it. I'm just going to have to use my faithful dress that's always there for me when no one else is.
Okay, I'm ready (hello, I'm shouting as loud as I can) let's go!!
Oh shoot, now where are my keys. Let me call Deb and maybe CD can come and pick us up. Hello, Deb (now she's not answering her phone and I HATE to leave messages...)
The limo is on the way, girl! It's stocked with champagne and caviar! Only the best from Deb! I've sent my entourage to escort you as well! There's my BFF, my agent, and my bodyguard. I've event sent my date so you have someone to cuddle with on the way here. We'll be waiting! :)
ReplyDeleteLove it all! Glad you and your hubba hubba could make it! We've missed you. Have a margarita. ~Mindy
ReplyDeleteI'm sending Heidi's pink Escalade as I type. I told the driver to just honk so be ready and waiting to jump in! When you see what these girls are up to the last thing you'll be worrying about is underwear. Help!!! These are some crazy women I've got on my hands. Put that jungle red lipstick on and get ready to rumble. Tn'T
ReplyDeleteDrunk. Good night cher
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HURRY!! And don't worry about those undergarments! We're talking skinny dipping!! And that's hard to do when you are trying to hold a margarita glass.....
ReplyDeleteOh! And just be sure that you aren't wearing the same thing I am!!!
ReplyDeleteYou can't go wrong in a slinky red dress. You look ,um , whats the word? Oh yes!! Fab U Lous!! Theres champagne in the bucket over at Whisperwood Cottage - I think there's some left.
ReplyDeleteI'm doing a bed check to make sure everyone got home A-OK! Thank you so much for all your help and input into making my first blogging party so much fun. You're the best! Sleep tight and I'll talk to you tomorrow. Debbie
ReplyDeleteYOU LOOK FABULOUS!!!!
ReplyDeleteWell you're looking "hot" there in your red party dress. Hope you had fun!
ReplyDeleteLOL. You girls have more fun! And, your sisterinlaw is going to look adorable in that dress. Yall have a great time! carrell
ReplyDeleteGlad you made it! Your sister-in-law is a cutie in that dress. I had to go to bed, this party was too much for me. I'm still laughing from all the comments. Best party ever!
ReplyDeleteI hope you fun loving girls have/had a wonderful time. Sooo sorry I won't be able to make it, I would so love to get to know "all yall" !
ReplyDeleteYour right, it is always hot in Dallas! I hope you have a great time!
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